Half Acre Beer Hates Astronauts IPA beer

Half Acre Beer Hates Astronauts IPA

IPA · 7.0% ABV · ~220 calories

Half Acre Beer Company · Chicago, IL

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  • Universal Beverage LLC

    236.1 miles away · 349 Westbury Avenue, Carle Place, NY 11514

    Beer Store · Menu Updated: 07/09/2020

    16oz Can $4.99

  • Bullseye Beverage

    260.0 miles away · 395A Middle Country Road, Smithtown, NY 11787

    Beer Store · Menu Updated: 07/12/2020

    16oz 4 Pack Cans $16.99

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Beer Description

Imagine a comic book. The kind with superheroes and punching and stuff. Now imagine that most of those superheroes are kind of total jerks. Add in a lot of profanity. No, more profanity than that. Ok, now throw in felonious owls, spectral bovines, gorilla arms, lots of bears, unplanned pregnancy, and 19th century boxer John L. Sullivan. And then a little more profanity. And be sure to include almost nothing about theology or space exploration.

Now imagine—and this is key—being able to drink all that. And then imagine it’s called Beer Hates Astronauts, because that’s what we’re calling it. And we’re calling it that because it’s the beer version of God Hates Astronauts, which is the actual comic I completely failed to properly evoke above.

This is just the latest step in creator Ryan Browne’s attempt to dominate the world by means of one of the most unsummarizable comics in existence. Having recently Kickstarted the deluxe hardcover edition of God Hates Astronauts with massive success, he has joined forces with Half Acre for a groundbreaking venture in distributing comics in hoppy liquid form.

7% ABV India Pale Ale brewed with Vienna malt and Citra hops.

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