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Stone Who You Callin Wussie? Pilsner

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Stone Who You Callin Wussie? Pilsner Beer
  • Pilsner · 5.8% ABV

    They do it cheaply. We do it right. Choose vapidity, or choose righteousness…but whatever you do, choose wisely.

    For far too long the tyrannical industrialized beer overlords have disgraced and cheapened the noble heritage of the pilsner with their relentless multi-generational downward drive to commercialized homogenization. Over decades, this once vaulted style has been slowly and methodically gutted, bringing forth a soulless and anemic result, all the while spending billions in advertising to convince the unwitting public that their fizzy yellow end result was beer. Well, I will not have it. We are striking back for true craft by stealing the pilsner back from their evil clutches, and restoring it to its almighty glory.

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  • Mike's Store and Deli · Beer Store

    228.0 miles away · Menu Updated: 07/14/2018

    12oz 6 Pack Cans for $12.19

  • Baltimore Market IGA · Beer Store

    441.4 miles away · Menu Updated: 06/04/2018

    12oz 6 Pack Cans for $11.99

  • Clarkston Union · Restaurant

    494.5 miles away · Menu Updated: 07/16/2018

    16oz Can for $6

  • Beer World · Beer Store

    497.1 miles away · Menu Updated: 07/10/2018

    16oz 6 Pack Cans for $13.99

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