Picture this, you just got home and you’re thirsty as hell. You rummage through the fridge to find the real thirst quencher and BOOM! there it is, staring you in the face. The glowing orange color drags you in further until you’re nearly in the refrigerator. The door closes and you realize you’ve been transported to a secluded tropical isle and you’re supping the finest of all juices. Flavors of mango with hints of pineapple and that overripe dankness that makes you want to cry it’s so delicious. You look around and find a neighbor enjoying the same drink and you ask; “what is this delicious beverage?” The stranger says with a laugh, “it’s Big Pulpy from Maplewood, of course!” You say to yourself, I must never forget this beer. It’s changed my life. The stranger continues to sip his glass of Big Pulpy and whispers; “me too, me too”.