Wiseacre Feelings Factory

Feelings. We’ve all got em. Empires have risen and crumbled on the backs of feelings. Something that can make you do wrong, make you do right. You may even say the beer industry is ultimately an industry of feelings: namely joy, excitement, rapture, curiosity—dare we say love? While brewers may come off as surly, sardonic, and negative, it’s all just a ruse to hide the fact that they are in fact… a factory of feelings. A Feelings Factory. We made this beer as an ode to the feels. This beer is oh so fluffy! Super dry, but lush bodied. Pine, wood, a touch of peach, grapefruit rind, and earthtones painted on soft rocks, pillowy peaks of ale. More than 50% Wheat (which is a lot!) was used in the mash along with pilsner malt playing second fiddle. Ahtanum hops were used first and then this feathery beer was dry hopped with Comet which lends a piney resonance that will put you to sleep with its infinite quafability.