Imperial Stout Brewed with Mint and Cacao:
Begin alien transmission:“Foolish humans! You’re doomed! Doomed! Even more doomed than we hoped! You can’t resiet the universally delicious combo of fresh mint and chocolate! Muhah! It’s time to ad-mint that there is no escape! Ok, now I’m getting charged for ’Roaming’ so I have to go. You hang up. No, what am I saying? I’m doing the fear-mongering here! I’ll hang up. Doom!” End alien transmission.