There Does Not Exist
San Luis Obispo, CA
Find their beer near you
Click a beer to see the places on BeerMenus that currently have it.
-
There Does Not Exist Metahuman
NZ Pilsner · 5.1% ABV
New Zealand hopped pilsner.2.1 miles away at Toronado Pub · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist Hypersphere
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
New England-style IPA36.0 miles away at The Halford · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist Light Lost
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
The base of LightLosts pyramid was built with sacks and sacks of flaked/malted oats + malted spelt (an ancient variety of wheat).36.0 miles away at The Halford · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist D.O.P.E
West Coast IPA · 6.5% ABV
West Coast IPA36.0 miles away at The Halford · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist Stag
American Pale Ale · 5.5% ABV
Mosaic w/ Pilsner malt - DDH w/ Mosaic as well60.2 miles away at Craft Roots Vegan Bar & Grill · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist Spirit Molecule
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.6% ABV
Spirit Molecule is a center-of-the-universe style hazy IPA, brewed with ALL the oats and wheat + DMT...60.2 miles away at Craft Roots Vegan Bar & Grill · See all places
-
There Does Not Exist 60 Days In Hell
Helles Lager · 4.7% ABV
60 Days In Hell is a Bavarian Helles brewed with 100% German raw materials, fermented ice cold, and matured at freezing temperatures for over 45 days...60.2 miles away at Craft Roots Vegan Bar & Grill · See all places
More beers · There Does Not Exist
Right now, no nearby places on BeerMenus have these beers
-
There Does Not Exist Heavy Vibrations
Hazy Double IPA · 8.0% ABV
Heavy Vibrations is a new Double IPA, on the lighter of the alcohol spectrum, but balanced with big body and massive hop aroma and flavor... -
There Does Not Exist Psychic Advisor
Double IPA · 8.7% ABV
Psychic Advisor is a tripped out, all seeing, West Coast Double IPA... -
Altamont + There Does Not Exist Hella Does Exist
IPA · 6.2% ABV
This collaboration with Central Coast buddies at There Does Not Exist brings together bold and citrusy notes of 586, Nelson, Cashmere hops with the unique essence of Nelson Cryo, Riwara Cryo, and S... -
Cellarmaker + There Does Not Exist Slo Glo
Pale Ale · 5.7% ABV
Hopped w/Nelson, Mosaic, Simcoe and New Zealand Cascade. -
There Does Not Exist Absent Origin
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
Absent Origins liquid velvet mouthfeel is created by heavy doses of flaked wheat/malted oats + the use of a yeast strain of English origins... -
There Does Not Exist AE3021
IPA · 7.0% ABV
Brewed with Pilsner malt and Oats, AE3021 has a light body and tight mouthfeel that let the hops control your mind. Azzaca, Nectaron, Idaho 7, Citra, and Mosaic all come together to create notes of passionfruit, guava, pine resin, and rainbow nerds. -
There Does Not Exist CAPS
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
CAPS is a hazy IPA built with a base of Pilsner malt, oats and wheat. This opalescent straw base lays the foundation for a HEROIC DOSE of Citra & Galaxy in the whirlpool & 1st dryhop. A second dry hop of Sabro lends a unique coconut(y) character to an alr -
There Does Not Exist Hello, We're Here
NE/Hazy IPA · 7.0% ABV
DDH Citra, Mosaic, Idaho 7 and Simcoe. -
There Does Not Exist Infinite Eclipse
IPA · 7.0% ABV
Infinite Eclipse is a West Coast style IPA brewed with 2row & Pilsner base malts to keep the body light and dry. It was hopped, hot side, with Chinook, Mosaic, and HBC692 (also known as Talus)... -
There Does Not Exist Lunar Pollen
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
Lunar Pollen is our take on the wildly popular and often misunderstood hazy beers of East Coast genetic material. This IPA is tropical fruit forward with balancing notes of dankness and pine... -
There Does Not Exist + MadeWest Lived Short
NE/Hazy DIPA · 8.0% ABV
Lived Short, a riff on the MadeWest “Short Lived” collab series, is a BIG FLUFFY DIPA built with tons of flaked and malted oats, wheat, and Pilsner malt... -
There Does Not Exist Memory Machine
IPA · 6.5% ABV
West Coast IPA - DDH w/ Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, CTZ, & Ekuanot! -
-
-
There Does Not Exist Offering
Lager · 5.1% ABV
Vienna-style Lager brewed with a base of Pilsner malt, a sprinkling of various crystal and high dried malts, a delicate hopping of Hallertau Tradition & Tettnanger, & our beloved lager yeast. -
There Does Not Exist Particle Drift
NE/Hazy IPA · 6.5% ABV
Particle Drift is a cross dimensional IPA beer brewed with a soft base of flaked and malted oats, malted wheat, and unsalted wheat... -
There Does Not Exist Retina
Pale Ale · 5.4% ABV
Retina is our back of your eyeball West Coast style Pale Ale. This beer features a light malt character, soft mouthfeel and intense hop flavor... -
There Does Not Exist Stellar Fawn
IPA · 6.7% ABV
Stellar Fawn is an intergalactic space elk style IPA brewed with a mix of 2 Row and Pilsner malts + a touch of wheat. This grist keeps the body light and lets the focus fall to the hop profile. Hot side hopping with Simcoe and Cashmere lay down fruity bas -
-
There Does Not Exist View From Tomorrow
Double IPA · 8.0% ABV
West Coast DIPA View From Tomorrow is a zippy, crispy, birds eye view, Citra bomb of a West Coast DIPA... -
everywhere + There Does Not Exist dreamt into existence
West Coast IPA · 6.6% ABV
"dreamt into existence" is a west coast india pale ale brewed with a blend of oats & premium pilsner malts, and hopped with nelson, mosaic & YCH702 citra... -
Liquid Gravity + There Does Not Exist Gravity Does Exist
Double IPA · 8.0% ABV
Collaboration with There Does Not Exist. Loaded with notes of overripe mango, orange blossom and pineapple meringue. Soft, luscious texture, just enough bitterness to hold it all together. -
There Does Not Exist 100 Spires
Czech Pilsner · 5.1% ABV
100 Spires is a Czech pale lager, brewed at 12º plato in the světlý ležák style... -
There Does Not Exist Among The Willows
IPA · 7.1% ABV
Among The Willows is our flora/human hybrid West Coast IPA. Bright but with a touch of lupulin haze, aromatic, soft bitterness, and JUST a touch of malt - the way a WC IPA should be... -
There Does Not Exist Analog Device
Hazy Double IPA · 8.0% ABV
Super fluffy hazy double IPA built with enough oats we almost put quaker out of business. The oats, paired with wheat, give this beer a really soft mouthfeel, good body, and great foam... -
There Does Not Exist Caution: Crushing Hazard
Light Lager · 4.5% ABV
This beer is CRUSHABLE! Crushing Hazard is the TDNE hot take on the most consumed beer style in the U.S.A. - light lager. Drinker beware, this simply tastes like beer, dude. Its everything we love about sessionable domestic lager -
There Does Not Exist + Cloudburst Angry Massive Clouds
Pilsner · 5.2% ABV
Citrusy and tropical but has enough backbone of noble continental hops to keep it drinking like a lager bier, not an ipa. -
There Does Not Exist Cosmic Distancing
American Pale Ale · 5.3% ABV
-
There Does Not Exist Dawn Keeper
American Pale Ale · 5.5% ABV
Dawn Keeper was designed to have those fruity hazy ipa flavors/aromas, but to keep crushability high for summertime. HEAVY doses of Mosaic + Galaxy create a bouquet of shape shifting aromas... -
There Does Not Exist Dream Realm
India Pale Lager (IPL) · 5.5% ABV
-
There Does Not Exist Effigy
Czech Pilsner · 5.2% ABV
Effigy is built with an extremely lightly kilned Pilsner malt and a touch of Vienna malt which keeps the malt character is light, and bready with notes of sweet hay and cracker. -
There Does Not Exist Festbier
Oktoberfest · 5.2% ABV
-
-
There Does Not Exist Fog Does Not Exist
NE/Hazy DIPA · 8.0% ABV
A FOGGY double IPA built with 2-Row & Pilsner malts, wheat, TWO kinds of oats (to keep Quaker in business), and bags on bags on bags of hops... -
There Does Not Exist Foreteller
Dark Lager · 5.1% ABV
Foreteller is a black lager brewed with soft water, German malt & hops, time, and our beloved, all seeing lager yeast... -
-
There Does Not Exist Heavy Wings
Pilsner · 5.0% ABV
Heavy Wings is a German style Pilsner brewed with German malt & Czech hops. A practice in patience Heavy Wings was lagered for many moons until naturally carbonated and settled in the tank... -
-
-
There Does Not Exist Moonset
Dark Lager · 4.5% ABV
Closest in relation to a Munich style Dunkel lager, Moonset is a lager bier built with various crystal and high dried malts to create a smooth malty backbone with a hint of roast, while still maint... -
There Does Not Exist Nest
NE/Hazy DIPA · 8.0% ABV
NEST was built with copious amounts of wheat and oats to give it incredible foam and latte mouthfeel. We threw the hop closet at this beer to get the aromatics higher than a Georgia pine... -
-
There Does Not Exist Peacharine Does Not Exist
NE/Hazy DIPA · 8.0% ABV
CODENAME: Peacharine (kettle) + Nelson, Citra, Peacharine, Riwaka (dry hopped) -
There Does Not Exist Return To Earth
Oatmeal Stout · 4.8% ABV
-
There Does Not Exist Return To Earth Coffee/Vanilla
Stout · 5.5% ABV
The same base RTE listed above but conditioned on Granadilla coffee from our pals at Honey Co. Coffee Roasters, and gobs of Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Beans... -
-
There Does Not Exist Solar Static
IPA · 6.8% ABV
Solar Static is our cosmically turbulent, make the hair on your arm stand up West Coast IPA. A basic grist of 2-row, Pilsner, and Vienna malts make Solar Static dry and extremely crushable... -
-
There Does Not Exist Sowing The Sun
Kolsch · 5.0% ABV
Sowing The Sun is brewed with an heirloom spring pilsner malt and hopped with Washington grown Willamette hops as well as German grown Hallertau Saphir. Fermented at low temperatures and lagered for many moons this beer is light on the palette with a cris - View all beers