Don't Microwave It, Don't Boil It + Permanent Marker Pen Disguises Pre-Order

Hoof Hearted Brewing

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Double Frooted Microwave, 32 oz Crowler

Double Frooted Microwave, 32 oz Crowler


  • Style: Double Frooted Sour IPA w/ Pink Guava Purèe Added
  • ABV: 6.0%


Purchase Limit:

One


Don't Microwave It, Don't Boil It, 16 oz 4-Pack

Don't Microwave It, Don't Boil It, 16 oz 4-Pack


  • Style: Sour IPA with Raspberry, Lime Zest, Tahitian Vanilla and Milk Sugar
  • ABV: 6.0%


Purchase Limit:

Six


Permanent Marker Pen Disguises, 16 oz 4-Pack

Permanent Marker Pen Disguises, 16 oz 4-Pack


  • Style: Double Dry-Hopped IPA
  • ABV: 7.0%

“Falcon” & “Bubblegum” put considerable effort into ensuring the heist went off without a hitch. Completely cranked on oil cans of Thunderzone, they set forth with their plan. First things first, they synchronized their (s)watches. Diversionary tactics were discussed, and off-brand smoke bombs and whippersnapper firecrackers were the consensus. An important game of Rock, Paper, Scissors determined who would be the bag man and who would drive the get-away cloth-topped Lebaron. One banana would be spray-painted matte black and used in place of a gun.

With burner phones nestled deep into the pockets of each leather duster, one Ronald Reagan + 1 Richard Nixon mask were all the that were left to apply. “Bubz,” his cohort started, “where’s them masks you picked up from work?”

“Looks like we’re going to have to improvise.”


Purchase Limit:

Six

Pickup Details

Pickup Location

Hoof Hearted Brewing (300 County Road 26, Marengo)

Pickup Window and Instructions

Show your email receipt to our server at the Can Only station between 12pm and 5pm on Saturday, 2/16/19 or Sunday 2/17/19.

Terms

The price includes sales tax (7.25%) and a convenience fee collected by Beer Menus. Beers not picked up by 5pm on Sunday, 2/17/19 will be forfeited.

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